Newcastle United Need Professional Help

Newcastle United are like a psychiatric patient. Collectively, the club is like a would be Hollywood actor who thinks just one little break is all he needs to blow up big; just one more piece of cosmetic surgery and then Spielberg will come calling. The new manager -- former player and completely inexperienced manager, Alan Shearer -- will do no better over the short term than former manager Joe Kinnear. There is no quick fix.